You're nice to look at
But you aren't nice to me
And I know that you could never be true
And I know that when I look at your teeth
They're too white

Why can't you be more like your sister?
Why can't you be more like your mom?

You're nice to be with
But you could never be with me
And I know you could never be cool
And I know that when I look at your clothes
They're too clean

Why can't you be more like your sister?
Why can't you be more like your mom?

You're a pretty girl, you've got good looks and all
But your hair has too much curls so you cut it off
You've got a cool car with a nice interior
But next to it I feel inferior
You're a pretty, bald girl with a really cool car

You're nice to talk to
But you aren't talking back to me
And I know that you could never hold a conversation
And I know that when I look at your glasses
They're wire-frame

Why can't you be more like your sister?
Why can't you be more like your mom?